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Post by beavergoat on Jan 28, 2011 17:59:09 GMT
Hello everyone, believe it or not I am an English speaking, three-legged, ferocious Beavergoat. I've been recovering for the last month since my near fatal incident. Anyone see the cruel cruel Someone Someone whose sick mind gave me this pain that I must endure for all times till the end of time? If I ever find him I promise to release my instincts upon him! So, Where is the hell is he!?
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Watson
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Post by Watson on Jan 28, 2011 19:54:00 GMT
Were you really this idle, Someone?
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Post by beavergoat on Jan 28, 2011 20:22:32 GMT
, Figures, traditional Basse humour, not caring for the animal kingdom and making it suffer for a few moments of pleasure, makes me all sick insi...AHHH EEEE!!! I'm, hurting again!.
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Post by Basse on Jan 28, 2011 22:00:35 GMT
To my defense, it was hilarious to see you get your leg chopped off and bleeding all over the place, so that weighs up this "moral" wrong you accuse me of doing. *chops off another leg* It's not me, believe it or not.
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Post by beavergoat on Jan 28, 2011 22:07:53 GMT
*Blocks your attempt to cut off another leg by wobbling back just in time* HAHA! You are found: *Bites your leg, to no avail.* *Attempts to breathe fire, and fails.* *Attempts to turn into a ferocious dragon, but can't due to not knowing how* Finally grabs a dagger, and stabs you in the leg,inflicting a permanent injury, and laughs as you wobble away in agony. ;D *wobbles away and watches your every move in secret*
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Post by Basse on Jan 28, 2011 22:09:38 GMT
You forgot the asterisks around the dagger part so therefor it's no action, which means you fail. Ha! You have yet to master the laws of forumming, beavergoat! *chops off the other two legs*
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Post by beavergoat on Jan 28, 2011 22:21:22 GMT
*flops away in great agony* *Vows to return someday and get revenge* *Sends a SOS signal and three beavergoats show up and carry me to a nearby beavergoat town to recover* *Goes into hibernation so my legs will grow back(beavergoat ability)*
*a small beavergoat kid shoots you in the leg with a slingshot for kicks* *you wobble away in pain*
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Post by Basse on Jan 28, 2011 22:24:33 GMT
That hurt! Anyhow, who are you really?
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Post by Joshua4missions on Jan 28, 2011 22:25:38 GMT
Me. ;D
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Post by Basse on Jan 28, 2011 22:37:09 GMT
Haha, I was kind of expecting that, having just read your comment on the cinematic.
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Post by The Seburai! on Jan 29, 2011 1:02:16 GMT
You've gotta feel for the little sheep. It's old owner pretty much ditched it and has now taken a strong preference to pork...ing.
WITH THE GUY WHO NEARLY KILLED HIM! ROOAOAOAOAOAOAAR!
I'd be angry if I was him too.
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Watson
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Post by Watson on Jan 29, 2011 7:10:32 GMT
How did the beavergoat escape the magma lake, anyway? And ha, Joshua told me this on GameRanger yesterday. I kept it a secret anyway.
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Post by Joshua4missions on Jan 29, 2011 10:47:35 GMT
Yeah, he didn't believe me at first.
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Post by The 'Associate' on Jan 29, 2011 16:00:20 GMT
are talking about the beavergoat in My Fair Princess?
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Post by Joshua4missions on Jan 29, 2011 20:24:08 GMT
.........
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Post by beavergoat on Jan 29, 2011 20:29:45 GMT
Here's a picture of our current mayor, he won the election by announcing that if he was elected, we'd fight the humans for all injustice that has been done to us. I can see you shaking in your seat. You now know the meaning of true fear...
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Post by Basse on Jan 29, 2011 22:42:44 GMT
Turns out Google finds one picture of a beaver goat (that one up there), and it is awesome! Although I did imagine the body and legs a bit more goaty. Still, I'mma saving that for later!
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Post by Joshua4missions on Jan 30, 2011 14:22:24 GMT
OUCH! To BIG!
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