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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 16:57:22 GMT
The idea of this thread is to make a wish, and the next person "grants" it, but only with an evil twist Example: "I wish for a new computer" "Granted, but it breaks down and ends up burning down your house" I'l start then: I wish i didn't have to turn off now.
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Post by Fattybryce on Aug 6, 2006 18:56:31 GMT
Yeah, my favorite thread is brought to sws. Granted: But you have to stay on for ever and your computer gets hot until it caves in on itself and makes a huge blackhoel sucking you in crushing you into a size of a atom.
I wish That I was a savant so i could read this bloody speech once and memories it.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 18:57:32 GMT
Granted, but you loose the ability to read
I wish for a goose.
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Post by Fattybryce on Aug 6, 2006 19:42:01 GMT
Granted: But it peks out your eyes and other important parts.
I wish for a small wooden sausage.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 19:46:09 GMT
Granted, but it tastes foul.
I wish i could mod this forum.
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 20:49:59 GMT
Granted, but then I said no! I wish for a pony.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 20:56:35 GMT
Granted, but some French guy eats that.
I wish i had a FAMAS.
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 21:28:46 GMT
Granted, too bad IDK what that is!
I wish for a non-edible pony!
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 21:31:01 GMT
Granted, but soon loon finds a way to eat it.
I wish for a FAMAS still. (Google image search it, oh my god - French assualt rifle, its rather good seeming)
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 21:35:16 GMT
Granted, you blow your head off with it. *applause*
I wish for FRAPS for free.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 21:38:36 GMT
Granted, but after one FRAP you have to pay one grand for each one afterwords.
I wish somebody would contunie our little One Word Story.
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 21:40:39 GMT
Granted, they completely break the rules. I wish for a donkey. (unedible )
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 21:45:18 GMT
Granted, but Jesus nicks it, for he has a thing or gettign his follwers to nick donkey! OMG!! Read the bible "GO into Jerusalem, and you'll find a donkey..." HE STOLE IT!
I wish Jesus dindt steal on Donkey on Palm Sunday.
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 21:45:48 GMT
Granted, he stole it the day before.
I wish for root beer.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 21:47:17 GMT
Granted, but i spill it!
I wish i dind't spill my beer the other day.
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 21:48:26 GMT
Granted, you spilled it today.
I wish for more rootbeer that nobody can spill! >: P
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 21:50:39 GMT
Granted, but your donkey drinks it.
I wish i knew why Thud loved "77"
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 21:51:31 GMT
Granted, then you die of knowing too many things. I wish for rootbeer that my donkey wouldn't drink and Scuddles couldn't spill or drink.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 21:53:05 GMT
Granted, but FB well......does soemthign to it....use your imagination!
I wish Thudunder would just um........ummm...dance like the robot.
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 22:04:26 GMT
Oh God, I dont want to know what he does to it lol. Unless his thingy is that small... *shudders*
Granted, I... wait, I'm dancing like a robot? How much worse can you get...?
I wish for rootbeer that my donkey wouldn't drink, Scud wouldn't drink or spill, and FB or Basse wouldn't come within 50 feet of.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 6, 2006 22:08:45 GMT
Granted, but Basse's brother deciced that you are his idel, and stalks you, and delivers you his home made root beers.
I wish for a FAMAS still!!
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 6, 2006 22:34:04 GMT
Granted, you blow your friend's head off then you blow off your own.
I wish for more Meatball and Mozzerella Hot Pockets. So good!
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Post by Fattybryce on Aug 7, 2006 3:49:26 GMT
granted: But as you eat them a devil pops out of teh groud saying tehre his, so he inslaves you and slowly drips battery acid on your head and it really hurts.
I wish for all my homework to be done and be able to get a hudge fat 'A'
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 7, 2006 7:48:43 GMT
Granted, it's the "A" in "This is A piece of CRAP!!" I wish I knew why the devil would drip battery acid on my head.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 7, 2006 11:54:00 GMT
Granted, but when you find out, it is devine pushiment, for you will commint a great deed in your future. So you top yourself for the good of humanity, and spend the rest of eternity with your tormented soul BURNING!!!!! ¬_¬
I wish the "shifty shifty" smilie would be included on this forum.
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Post by Fattybryce on Aug 7, 2006 19:02:48 GMT
Granted: But it pops out of the computer and slowly eats you in a lot of pain.
I wish to know why we don't have a scanner.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 7, 2006 19:32:27 GMT
Granted, but the news stuns and shocks you and gives you a heart attack.
I wish for a sandwich
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Post by Fattybryce on Aug 7, 2006 19:38:05 GMT
Granted: But to do so you must die the very next day.
I wish that I didn't always have to think of a wish.
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Post by Scuddles! on Aug 7, 2006 19:51:58 GMT
Granted, but you can't think at all.
I wish game developers would stop using Aztec temples as settings
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Post by Thunder77 on Aug 7, 2006 20:04:42 GMT
Granted, they use cavemen. I wish my 13-year-old dog would stop peeing on stuff.
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