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Post by Basse on Jan 19, 2009 16:53:15 GMT
You all probably know how this works already, but anyhow; the first person to post makes a wish, and whoever posts next should corrupt/crush the wish in a funny yet very evil way. For example;
Basse: I wish Basse-Normandie actually was my country. Sissi: Granted, but Sarkozy is not pleased with giving away of his country, and he sends in the Foreign Legion and kicks you off the throne. Sissi: I wish for chocolate.
And so forth. I'll start;
I wish Basse-Normandie actually was my country
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Post by jon. on Jan 19, 2009 16:58:14 GMT
Granted, but it's taken over due to such a small army you have. It's now part Canadia.
I wish for a better desk.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 19, 2009 17:01:46 GMT
Granted,( I'm here btw,) It rains 360 days out of 365, ... ,you begin grazing grass 1, 2 and 3, because eating and drinking like the natives is impossible even for a huge Swede like you, and soon you've got stomach ache and a flu.
I wish Ireland was my country !
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Post by Sissi on Jan 19, 2009 17:07:17 GMT
ACH mein Gott, where's the edit here ? Can't find it. That was for Basse, of course.
Turty : Granted, you're desk is a collapsible one, brand new-up to date stuff. Just mind your fingers it's a bit nervous......
I wish the same wish as before.
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Post by Basse on Jan 19, 2009 17:10:29 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, none of the Irish think of you as the leader, and your many tries to become their actual leader gets parodied in thousands of limericks and pub brawl-songs, and you end up fleeing back to France, chased by an angry mob from the pubs.
Oh, and the edit button here is called "modify".
I wish for After Eight.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 19, 2009 18:27:29 GMT
Granted but they are now called After Heights : thin chocolate filled with hot chili pepper.
I wish Jatayu was not disliking me too much...
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 19, 2009 18:36:22 GMT
Granted, now the rest of us are chasing after you with pitchforks and flaming torches. I wish Basse had not resurrected this thread. By the way, Jatayu doesn't dislike you. As far as I know he just objected to the name CC, which threw me a little as well to be honest (Hmm, Sissi? Or not?).
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Post by jon. on Jan 19, 2009 18:57:47 GMT
Granted; Basse finds some other stupid thread to resurrect (i.e. something about zombies).
I wish I had some oatmeal.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 19, 2009 21:21:47 GMT
Granted, but they serve it into a barrel, having formerly being used to carry manure : the smell chokes you.
I wish for LOADS of stupid threads like that.
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Post by jon. on Jan 19, 2009 21:24:51 GMT
Granted; they're all archived.
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 19, 2009 21:47:51 GMT
Granted. You had one chance to wish for anything you like, and you wasted it on paranoia.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Jatayu on Jan 20, 2009 4:50:10 GMT
Granted, but the wishing God heard wrong and broke the world into little pieces.
I wish for a dinosaur mod in Aok.
( sissi I don't dislike you btw, as Julius obviously pointed out )
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Post by Von on Jan 20, 2009 9:22:48 GMT
Granted, but now the dinosaur eats all the trees and the villagers have nothing to cut down to gather wood so they can build homes. This also makes the maps look rather bare and so they only get 1/5 for Map Design.
I wish I wished upon a star.
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Post by Morgoth on Jan 20, 2009 15:56:42 GMT
Granted. Logically, nothing happens. I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 20, 2009 16:00:56 GMT
Granted, you are yanked out of the lovely water via a sharp hook in the roof of your mouth. You flounder, unable to breath, on the deck of a boat, and wind up on ice.
I wish for the next post to contain every letter of the alphabet.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 20, 2009 17:22:14 GMT
Granted : b,c f h i j k l m o p q s u v w x y z
I wish I had made a sentence with those letters.
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Post by Basse on Jan 20, 2009 17:43:17 GMT
Granted, but it made no sense whatsoever. I wish I had something to put out the heat of the chili After Eight
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Post by Sissi on Jan 20, 2009 17:48:30 GMT
Granted, swallow that iceberg if you're a true Viking ! A bit of sugar is allowed, but no chocolate.
I wish for loads of Swiss chocolate, with nuts. Or almonds perhaps...
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Post by Basse on Jan 20, 2009 18:09:40 GMT
Granted, you get them both in a Toblerone. However, the Toblerone is 100 years old and gives you a long series of throw-ups.
I wish for an NES.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 20, 2009 18:29:31 GMT
Granted, you receive a Nazi Eugenics System through the mail. This comes to the attention of the local authorities.
I wish for the next poster to tell me the seventh highest mountain in Africa.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 20, 2009 18:54:04 GMT
Granted, that's the Mont Elgon, 4.321 meters,( using the metric system naturally) between Kenya and Ethiopia , sir. And with that, I suggest a glass of Vosnes-Romanée 1981.
I wish for a remedy against nausea and a freshly made Toblerone .
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Post by Von on Jan 21, 2009 11:18:44 GMT
Granted. It's called Whiskey, but you drink to much and end up with virtually the same problems.
I wish Australia had some decent mountains.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 21, 2009 17:34:42 GMT
Granted. They are volcanoes.
I wish for Von to dance a merry jig.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 21, 2009 17:48:46 GMT
Granted, but I'll scrape the violin, and as usual everybody flies away, including you. So you can't watch Von. Btw, he's gone too.
I wish for Julius to dance a waltz. From Vienna. And with me if possible...
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 21, 2009 18:03:47 GMT
Granted, but despite my good looks I can't dance for toffee. Watch out for your toes!
I wish for bagpipes to be banned.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 21, 2009 18:40:22 GMT
Granted Meelud', only Grand Piano is played here, and classical music.. That's a place for well bred 19° century people only.
I wish I had no headache, right now.
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Post by Morgoth on Jan 21, 2009 19:13:56 GMT
Granted. However, everything EXCEPT your head aches now.
I wish I had more backbone.
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Post by Von on Jan 24, 2009 8:24:00 GMT
Granted, you now are a Giraffe.
I wish it was good to be the king.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 24, 2009 13:11:47 GMT
Granted, but sadly for you it is not so good to be a peasant.
I wish for the next post to be in Czech.
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Post by Basse on Jan 24, 2009 13:28:24 GMT
Samozřejmost. Bohužel, Google Translate pravděpodobně činí je zdravý odpadků v každém případě.
Přál bych si pro dort.
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