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Post by Morgoth on Jan 24, 2009 17:34:24 GMT
Granted, but your cake is czech, and therefore, unedible.
I wish for a golden toilet seat.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 26, 2009 18:07:30 GMT
Granted, but that is so expensive you have to sell all your belongings to buy it, including your house. And now you're the laughing stock of the city, with that thing round your neck.
I wish the wood had dried a bit during the summer, it takes me ages and many swear words to build a fire, now.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 26, 2009 18:26:02 GMT
Granted, now all your worldy possessions are on fire. Many swearwords abound.
I wish for a decorative magnifying glass.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 26, 2009 18:39:40 GMT
Granted, there's a gold and silver one, ancient and precious: Louis the XIV th owned it once. I stole it at Versailles for you. But don't tell anybody, thanks.
****, **** and **** ! I wish the insurances will not notice I cheat them, saying that several diamond necklaces and rings were destroyed into the fire.
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Post by Jas the Mace on Jan 27, 2009 0:35:43 GMT
Granted....But when you get home someone has stolen them...and your dog.... I wish for kittens!!!
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Post by jon. on Jan 27, 2009 1:28:26 GMT
Granted, under the condition that I become their owner. I wish I knew how to program fluently in C++.
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Post by Von on Jan 27, 2009 7:44:57 GMT
Granted, but noone can use the program and instead it prints you a one way ticket to Moscow. I wish there were more hours in the day.
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Post by Morgoth on Jan 27, 2009 13:43:43 GMT
Granted. And you're having your worst day ever.
I wish monkeys would be intelligent enough to be butlers. AND NOT OVERTHROW US OR ANYTHING.
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 27, 2009 18:40:35 GMT
Granted. There is now a beady-eyed, chillingly polite primate living in your house. Who sniffs disapprovingly when you do something ungentlemanly.
I wish for more punctuation marks in the English language.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 27, 2009 20:56:23 GMT
Granted. All four letters words are already used as punctuation by most people....
I wish for less work, and more fun.
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Post by Jas the Mace on Jan 27, 2009 22:58:23 GMT
Granted....But in the process of having more fun you get out of control and break your leg, you can no longer work so you never have any money for fun forevermore
I wish for my cat to grow from 20lbs to 874lbs
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Post by Von on Jan 28, 2009 8:12:52 GMT
Granted, you now call your cat, 'Sir.'
I wish I had a Cuckoo Clock.
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Post by Morgoth on Jan 28, 2009 9:39:41 GMT
Granted. And it hits you every hour.
I wish I'd control the fabric of time and space.
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Post by Jas the Mace on Jan 29, 2009 0:41:17 GMT
Granted......But it controls you too I wish the 'economic stimulus' plan gets killed in the US senate
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Post by Julius CMXCIX on Jan 29, 2009 8:04:52 GMT
Granted, your economy withers and dies.
I wish for good will between all men.
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Post by Sissi on Jan 29, 2009 10:58:53 GMT
Amen Granted , are you ready to be the new Jesus to preach them that ?
I wish my new cpx was not so ambitious it will take me years to complete it.
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Post by Morgoth on Jan 29, 2009 15:12:20 GMT
Granted, it takes you millenia.
I wish Jas' reply to me wouldn't have been sucha disturbing paradox.
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Post by Sissi on Feb 1, 2009 10:04:28 GMT
Granted, it is no paradox, but mere logic, that's why you are disturbedl.
I wish for a good modpack depicting stuff of the 2nd WW :old airplanes, viaducts, Jeeps, motorbikes...
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Post by Morgoth on Feb 1, 2009 11:30:33 GMT
Granted, and it's so horrible in gameplay and graphics that you gouge your eyes out.
I wish for a fruit that wasn't fruity.
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Post by Sissi on Feb 1, 2009 21:43:45 GMT
Granted, here's a green tomato.
I wish I had 1 Karma.
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Post by Morgoth on Feb 2, 2009 17:43:12 GMT
Granted. You HAD 1 karma.
I wish I GOT MY DAMN NAMECHANGE.
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Post by Sissi on Feb 2, 2009 18:30:54 GMT
Granted, change it into 'Big brother M' into your profile. (I changed mine cos' I don't want to have my gender displayed any more. I let you all know the terrible truth about me, now let's forget it !)
I wish we were more virtual on the web.
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Post by Basse on Feb 2, 2009 21:45:37 GMT
Granted, you're now an Entropia Universe addict. I wish my fever would be gone
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Post by Sissi on Feb 2, 2009 22:10:06 GMT
Granted. But... but... you're covered with awful boils ! Better go to the hospital quickly.
I wish mosquitoes could die,or at least hibernate, in winter.
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Post by jon. on Feb 2, 2009 22:32:59 GMT
Granted, but now, the people who actually eat mosquitoes in these parts of the world now wish to smite you.
I wish the AoKH Blacksmith didn't require comments to be reviewed for them to be accepted.
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Post by Jas the Mace on Feb 14, 2009 21:06:12 GMT
Granted....But you find out that Tanneur99 has been deleting all the bad comments about you....Everyone Hates You!!!
I wish for Beef Jerky
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